Scrolliosis

The immobilization you catch from laying about, scrolling on your phone for hours.

"What you been up to today, Dave?"
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."

by glitchenheimer August 5, 2020

Scrolliosis

Is the debilitating disease afflicting many internet users. Symptoms include continually scrolling down a site , such as Facebook or 9gag, automatically and often without thought. Severe sufferers return to the top of the page, seemingly randomly, to repeat the cycle. As a result they will often see the same inane posts man times over leaving them irritable and lethargic.

Gareth: Seriously you should give Facebook a bro man. You've been scroll down your feed all morning.
Jake: I can't stop! I've got a serious case of scrolliosis.

by ishouldhavesomethingbettertodo April 21, 2015

Scrolliosis

When a person is all excited to share a photo on their cell phone and can’t find it, making the other person wait like a chump.

Damn scrolliosis! Sorry man, I must have deleted that pic

by Monkeydrummer1 December 11, 2019

Scrolliosis

Curvature of thumbs, fingers, or wrists due to scrolling too much on the computer

After researching my last school project, I am quite sure I have scrolliosis.

by jeffstick November 19, 2010

Scrolliosis

A common disease aflicting modern humans. Symptoms include not being able to see information on a screen in front of them, not reading directions clearly, or not scrolling down to see all the information presented. Symptoms aggrivated by use of the internet.

Do you have scrolliosis or can you see the comments I made on your spreadsheet?

by tech.support.mama October 3, 2013

Scrolliosis

An abnormal curvature of the little finger that occurs from excessive supporting of the phone in the hand while scrolling through social media.

Dude I have scrolliosis, look, *holds up pinkies*

by Aypee May 7, 2021

Scrolliosis

Compulsive scrolling on your cell phone

Man he has scrolliosis bad

by Deepc3 May 3, 2025