A common disease aflicting modern humans. Symptoms include not being able to see information on a screen in front of them, not reading directions clearly, or not scrolling down to see all the information presented. Symptoms aggrivated by use of the internet.

Is the debilitating disease afflicting many internet users. Symptoms include continually scrolling down a site , such as Facebook or 9gag, automatically and often without thought. Severe sufferers return to the top of the page, seemingly randomly, to repeat the cycle. As a result they will often see the same inane posts man times over leaving them irritable and lethargic.

Curvature of thumbs, fingers, or wrists due to scrolling too much on the computer

When one's obligatory morning Facebook scroll leaves one hunched over and brain dead ninety minutes later.

A physical condition of extreme eye strain caused by working on multiple monitors with several multi-page documents and/or web pages in use simultaneously.