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1. The muscle that makes your nutsack move vertically when you take a deep breath.

2. A general term for the scrote.
When it seems inevitable that something will hit your dude pieces, take a deep breath in order flex your ballsackimus maximus which will tuck the nuts as close to your body as possible.
by Captain Tubesock December 13, 2007

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Oral sex from female to male.
I better get some schmevins on our 4 year anniversary! It's been too long!
by Captain Tubesock January 29, 2008

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Curvature of the ballsack.
Ouch! I sat on my seeds! Damned scrotliosis!
by Captain Tubesock December 13, 2007

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Portmanteau for "Female Species". Sometimes confused with "feces".
Some say that "knowitallism" is a trait common to every member of the fecies.

Brunch is to (Breakfast + Lunch) as Fecies is to (Female + Species)
by Captain Tubesock March 24, 2008

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