Schwink

Having your penis shrunk post-mortem for a conversation piece.

Did you hear about Bob? Yeah, he is going to get schwinked when he passes away.

by hutchdude April 3, 2017

schwink

one who plays fairways and greens in the recreational sport of golf. Also, a god among men.

"the highest honor you could ever achieve is the name of schwink."

by gigure April 29, 2006