schwinkins

a child that is cared for by a nanny

She was the nanny's favorite schwinkins.

by Gretchen Stine May 8, 2005

Schinkenspalter

German slang expression for someone who is gay

Schinken = Ham, also German slang for ass
Spalter = someone who splits/divides/cracks something

"Er ist 'n Schinkenspalter!" (He is gay)

by rueganerin February 10, 2009

Schwanking

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.

Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!

by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

Extreme Schwinning

Schwinning except you leave the safety of you vehicle to explore abandoned buildings and over grown hiking paths. Can be very exciting and lead to bear attacks or gun shots from farmers.

"I stepped in a bear trap while extreme schwinning last night."

by Noccie September 27, 2005

Schwinning

Actively seeking out spooky locations in a car late at night. This results in trespassing violations, lame beavers and possibly being shot at by crazed farmers. This has nothing to do with the bike brand. See also Extreme Schwinning.

"Mark, I'm bored. It's 4am. Let's go schwinning out past Spring Hill Community."

by Noccie September 27, 2005

schminkis

Someone who is a total steller badass.

Wow do you see those girls over there, Allison and Rachelle, there so schminkis.

by schminkis March 7, 2008

Schwinning

The act of riding a vintage Schwinn bicycle.

Q. Hey Kevin, where are you going?

A. Schwinning!

by Lady Lightning Rider February 14, 2008