Schwing

Swchwing (v.)(sh-wing)

To give or to acheive an erection. Past tense:Schwung (as opposed to the common incorect form schwinged). In old english used as schwingeth. May also be used as an onomatopoeia.
Schwinger: One who inspires the erection.
Schwingee: One who receives an erection.
All of the above can only be used in a masculine context.
Origin: Wayne's World (movie)
1. Alas the schwungen slong!
2. Dost thou schwingeth thine slong at me?
3. "Nice tits...schwing", said the schwungen elf.
4. Schwing me please, thou beautious schwinger. Let me be your schwingee!
by Dr.Badfish's Minions December 30, 2005
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A "stiffy" or "boner". A sound made when an attractive female approaches or pass' by.
"Awww DUDE, TOTAL SCHWING RIGHT THERE."
by Tom May 13, 2004
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Verb intransitive: To be let go from a job; fired, laid-off..

Exclamation: Schwing!
Schwing! He's out of here.

Paula was schwung out yesterday
by Wangler123 March 25, 2009
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SCHWINGG!!!!
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An expression of immense satisfaction, to be used in the event of exteme good fortune.
Person 1: dude, I just found $100 on the floor.

Person 2: schwing!!
by Dufud December 18, 2009
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a word synonomous with sweet, yes, or "great for me." A great filler in those awkward moments or a completely apporpriate sound effect to emphasize those rarities when lucky shit comes your way, not lucky like you just got laid, but lucky like, you found a twenty when you were starving, or the ex that broke your heart sees you kissing you new brad pitt lookalike beau. It is extremely useful and fun to say following something sweet that happens to you ...aka...it's the perfect word
situation: You and your buddy are completely toked and you haven't eaten all day....you get to the campus ice cream shop five minutes after closing..and hey guess what! It's open and evne better the cash register is alreayd closed so you'll be getting served for free..."Schwing!"
by Stephanie Ferrara April 11, 2006
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A term used by men in a secretive, code-like manner to alert other men of a beautiful woman in the general vicinity.
Dude, check out the Schwing over by the bar
by Minck February 14, 2009
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