Definitions by AJ2478
Schwing and a miss
When you get an instant boner at the sight of something utterly sexual in nature but that boner is quickly rescinded by something purely udesirebale right next to it. It is one hell of a Juxtaposition. Its a spin on the popular phrase "Swing and a miss"
Guy 1: Dude, Look at Carmen over there. She looks super hot in that black sequin dress *gets a boner*
Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*
Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.
Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*
Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.
Schwing and a miss by AJ2478 June 3, 2016
Trust Fund Baby
A wealthy, privileged child with no real world skills. These people are pampered beyond limit. Usually they are an only child. They don't necessarily have a trust fund by their name but their folks may have enough money create one. They are usually a prima donna type.
Person 1: Dude, look at Manish over there with those new sneakers & leather jacket. Man, how can he afford that expensive shit?
Person 2: His parents must filthy rich n all. Sounds like a Trust Fund Baby to me.
Person 1: Huh, I'll be damned.
Person 2: His parents must filthy rich n all. Sounds like a Trust Fund Baby to me.
Person 1: Huh, I'll be damned.
Trust Fund Baby by AJ2478 August 15, 2014