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schwink
one who plays fairways and greens in the recreational sport of golf. Also, a god among men.
"the highest honor you could ever achieve is the name of schwink."
by gigure April 15, 2006
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dirtpilled
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Schwink
Having your penis shrunk post-mortem for a conversation piece.
Did you hear about Bob? Yeah, he is going to get schwinked when he passes away.
by hutchdude April 03, 2017
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