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one who plays fairways and greens in the recreational sport of golf. Also, a god among men.
"the highest honor you could ever achieve is the name of schwink."
by gigure April 15, 2006
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Having your penis shrunk post-mortem for a conversation piece.
Did you hear about Bob? Yeah, he is going to get schwinked when he passes away.
by hutchdude April 03, 2017
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