schwink

one who plays fairways and greens in the recreational sport of golf. Also, a god among men.

"the highest honor you could ever achieve is the name of schwink."

by gigure April 15, 2006

Schwink

Having your penis shrunk post-mortem for a conversation piece.

Did you hear about Bob? Yeah, he is going to get schwinked when he passes away.

by hutchdude April 4, 2017