schwank

A word that can mean anything and can be used as an insult, pronoun, noun, verb, adverb, interjection, conjunction, adjective, etc. (including every other type of word in the english language)

I schwanked your cake, bleezatch

by jiggidy123456 April 02, 2009

schwank

the upper mid grade of marijuana bud that can be found for reasonable prices.

Man, the dank was too expensive, but the schwag looked like some poor grade marijuana, so i went with the schwank.

by Nate and Chris October 07, 2007

schwank

Synonymous to classy. From an early bicyle manufacturing company named Schwank. These were upscale bicycles around the 1940's. Expensive, flashy, and painted bright red with white lettering of the word "schwank". those lucky children who could afford these bikes were known as schwanks. The noun eventually transcended to become a verb when people began comparing something classy to Schwank bikes; schwanky.

Why is Billy driving that busted Jeep Pacer? What ever happened to his Schwanky Audi?

by Ryan C. Martin June 25, 2007

schwank

a sexual act combining defication with masturbation

"i'm off to the loo for a schwank.... shan't be long"

by jeff wode May 08, 2004

schwank

someone who is super hot.
like a radiator.

girl: yo. what up?

guy: did it hurt when you fell? you know, the fall from heaven? cuz girl, you must be an angel.

girl: nah, i'm just schwank that's all.

by barT May 02, 2003

schwank

one of the many ways to express pleasure during sexual activities. good for explaining your actions afterwards.

person1: errr schwank schwank... eee-rr eee-rr owwww!
person2: dilililoop! dingdong!

by yoshi February 27, 2004

schwank

A funny part or humoristic, in a comedy play.

by Harold Arthur Schwank A October 09, 2003