Urban Dictionary: Definitions by hutchdude

Bigcockitis

When a partner leaves a relationship for someone from bigcockitis.

I feel sorry for that guy, his woman is suffering from bigcockitis.

Bigcockitis by hutchdude October 12, 2026

When a partner leaves a relationship for someone with a bigger dick.

I feel sorry for that guy, his wife is suffering from bigdickitis.

Bigdickitis by hutchdude October 12, 2026

When the weather is so cold an erection is not possible.

Dick limply by hutchdude January 11, 2024

The act of being a repeat dumbass.

That driver was driving way to fast when they missed the turn. That was some serious Dumbassedness.

The level of stench in a given object.

To rid stinkbugs of their stinkitude, soak them in warm water for 5 to 10 minutes, and then cook extensively by roasting in a dry pan.

A contraction of "said not". Used as a sarcastic negatory response.

That fit just right. Haha, that's what she saidn't!

Saidn't by hutchdude May 19, 2017

Having your penis shrunk post-mortem for a conversation piece.

Did you hear about Bob? Yeah, he is going to get schwinked when he passes away.

Schwink by hutchdude April 3, 2017