hutchdude's definitions

Schwink

Having your penis shrunk post-mortem for a conversation piece.

Did you hear about Bob? Yeah, he is going to get schwinked when he passes away.

by hutchdude April 3, 2017

Dick limply

When the weather is so cold an erection is not possible.

Oy mate, it's dick limply out today!

by hutchdude January 11, 2024

stinkitude

The level of stench in a given object.

To rid stinkbugs of their stinkitude, soak them in warm water for 5 to 10 minutes, and then cook extensively by roasting in a dry pan.

by hutchdude June 21, 2018

Dumbassedness

The act of being a repeat dumbass.

That driver was driving way to fast when they missed the turn. That was some serious Dumbassedness.

by hutchdude April 18, 2023

Ambidickstroke

The ability to switch hands effortlessly during masturbation.

Both of his forearms were equally developed so he must be ambidickstroke.

by hutchdude January 13, 2017

Saidn't

A contraction of "said not". Used as a sarcastic negatory response.

That fit just right. Haha, that's what she saidn't!

by hutchdude May 19, 2017