Definitions by hutchdude

Dick limply

When the weather is so cold an erection is not possible.

Oy mate, it's dick limply out today!

Dick limply by hutchdude January 11, 2024

Dumbassedness 

The act of being a repeat dumbass.

That driver was driving way to fast when they missed the turn. That was some serious Dumbassedness.

Dumbassedness by hutchdude April 18, 2023

stinkitude 

The level of stench in a given object.

To rid stinkbugs of their stinkitude, soak them in warm water for 5 to 10 minutes, and then cook extensively by roasting in a dry pan.

stinkitude by hutchdude June 21, 2018

Saidn't 

A contraction of "said not". Used as a sarcastic negatory response.

That fit just right. Haha, that's what she saidn't!

Saidn't by hutchdude May 19, 2017

Schwink 

Having your penis shrunk post-mortem for a conversation piece.

Did you hear about Bob? Yeah, he is going to get schwinked when he passes away.

Schwink by hutchdude April 3, 2017

Ambidickstroke 

The ability to switch hands effortlessly during masturbation.

Both of his forearms were equally developed so he must be ambidickstroke.

Ambidickstroke by hutchdude January 13, 2017