Schwinkle

A disappointingly small penis, generally occupying the awkward middle ground between an actual cock and an unusually confident skin tag. Whilst not necessarily qualifying as a medical micropenis, a schwinkle is sufficiently diminutive that its owner will invariably attempt to compensate through excessive confidence, expensive cars or loudly insisting that “size isn’t everything” whilst simultaneously measuring the fucking thing with a tape measure.

Babs: ‘Mate, I finally got Sharon back to mine last night.’

Big Dog: ‘You lucky bastard. How’d it go?’

Babs: ‘Not great. She saw my schwinkle and asked if I was going to get the rest of it out.’

Big Dog: ‘Fucking hell. How small are we talking?’

Babs: ‘She said it was like being fingered by someone with a coat on.’

Big Dog: ‘Jesus Christ, Babs. Did you at least manage to get it in?’

Babs: ‘No. She said she couldn’t find it.’

Big Dog: ‘With her hands?’

Babs: ‘With Google Maps.’

Schwinkle by Anonymous submissions August 28, 2026

Schwinkle Dinkle 

General exclamation/term used to denote something awesome, or when something good happens to you.

Synonyms include: Awesome! Rad! Sweet!

Just won a battle Royale... Schwinkle Dinkle!

Schwinkle Dinkle by Slinky Toast December 23, 2020

Rim Schickler 

A homosexual or "curious" male with a penchant for performing the sexual act of (rimming) on his passed out heterosexual friends. He also rims all things in life, never being successful at anything. The lovable looser that was well read in school and unathletic.

Jesus, that Rim Schickler got fired from another window tinting job? Maybe he should try rust-proofing!

Rim Schickler by Cowlo June 2, 2017

schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

schinkered by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006

schmingle 

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.

I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.

schmingle by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008

Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.

Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.

Shwinkledoff by eatassIdo November 21, 2018

Schlinglebobbing

The act of what is known as "retard language" used amongst retards and people going to brock U.

Blacksh: eUGHhhHH >.<
King: guy wtf is you doing
Blacksh: Dude i'm j schlinglebobbing why you aint levelin w me

Schlinglebobbing by goat23.4 November 4, 2023