Schwing! 

Said when a beautiful woman is seen. Onomatopoeia. Describing the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Phallic connotation.

Hoowie, look at her!! Schwing!

Schwing! by Ken December 1, 2002

schwing! 

A famous and a wise word from Wayne and Garth. Legendary in some countries. Dan and Connors way to get girls.

60% of the time it works 100% of the time.

-Hot girl walks by-

"Schwing!" (While thrusting the hips forward)

schwing! by garthforpresident November 5, 2013

Schwing! 

Word representing an erection one has upon glancing at an attractive woman.

"Look at that babe...schwing!"

Schwing! by x January 31, 2003

Schwing! 

1) How exciting
2) Said upon seeing an extremely attractive woman

1) I won the lottery, Schwing!!

2) Hey look, Michelle from trollwood, Schwing!!
Dude you should be cock slapped, that is NOT schwing!!!

Schwing! by Blake November 12, 2002

Schwing! 

a sound of enjoyment or pleasure

I just fucked your mom. Sch-wing!

Schwing! by Cait/Eileen January 30, 2003

schwing 

When Garth or Wayne (Wayne's World) pop a boner. How you feel when you see an extremely hot chick. excellent...

-number one babe, Kim Basgner...SCHWING!
-Casandra is a total babe...schwing!
-schwing-a-ling!
-those arent wing-dings...those are SCHWING-DINGS!

schwing by Ian March 2, 2004

Schwing 

Swchwing (v.)(sh-wing)

To give or to acheive an erection. Past tense:Schwung (as opposed to the common incorect form schwinged). In old english used as schwingeth. May also be used as an onomatopoeia.
Schwinger: One who inspires the erection.
Schwingee: One who receives an erection.
All of the above can only be used in a masculine context.
Origin: Wayne's World (movie)

1. Alas the schwungen slong!
2. Dost thou schwingeth thine slong at me?
3. "Nice tits...schwing", said the schwungen elf.
4. Schwing me please, thou beautious schwinger. Let me be your schwingee!

Schwing by Dr.Badfish's Minions December 30, 2005