Schmink 

A name to call someone who does something inappropriate or unfavorable.

Who was the schmink that ate all my ice cream??!?!!

Schmink by Karen Guralnick June 13, 2005

Schmink 

That certain thing about a girl. Usually a girl with schmink is brunette, and not often recognised as attractive. Office girls tend to have more schmink than their counterparts. 'Secretary style glasses' tend to add to it, although there is no exact formula for the realisation of schmink.

This girl has a lot of schmink.
She is so fuckin' schminky dude!

Schmink by spencer February 1, 2003

Schmink 

The art of courting an attractive female to (hopefully) ultimately result in copulation.

You were on the schmink last night!
Wouldn't mind schminking her!
I see you were laying down schmink tactics.

Schmink by Steve the Beast August 22, 2003

Schmink 

An affectionate term for female genitailia.(similar to pussy, vag, minge, axewound, gut locker etc...

David: Did you fuck that girl last night?
Mylo: Yes mate.
David: Oh yeah, how was it?
Mylo: Well she had the tidiest and best smelling schmink ive enjoyed this year, acctually....

Schmink by schminkleston March 8, 2008

Schmink 

A small penis in a person under the age of 15.

No, Graham you have a schmink.

Schmink by I have a bongy January 26, 2017

schmink 

A hot bird with whom you would like to have relations of the dirty, sweaty nature!

oh man, shes schmink!

schmink by jim79 February 22, 2010

schmink dink 

Schmink dink is a word that you call Ryan because he doesn’t understand it :)

Ryan: slink dink
You: no doofus it’s schmink dink ya schmimk dink

schmink dink by Strawberrycow4040 May 11, 2021