Schwen

A cannibus pen that sends your soul to another universe.

Yo let me get a rip off that Schwen.

by Shwem March 14, 2023

Nick Schiener

Fastest high school sophomore 800 runner in NY. Future Olympian

Nick Schiener is a future Olympian

by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

Scheniving

A word used to describe someone who is both scheming and conniving.

"They’re always the ones conniving and scheming. Sometimes they do both. I call that scheniving." - Sarge RvB

by saiyan*queen*vega February 7, 2007

schmenged

when you gets a fugged over

ive been schmenged

by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

Schwang Wang Wang

A unique TYT (The Young Turks) response to any lame attempt at humor, roughly analogous to the "wah wah wahhhhhh" muted trumpet sound frequently used in '60s era sitcoms and elsewhere to punctuate a rather obvious or trite joke. Cenk has used "shwang wang wang" this way in his personal lexicon for many years, but later appended it with "Debbie Schlussel" to mock the tone and delivery of the Michigan-based conservative blogger's unintentionally hilarious YouTube videos. See also "Debbie Downer."

Debbie: "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."

Cenk: "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"

by TYT Army January 23, 2011

Schienschang

is a surname and variation of Tschientschan, which loosely translated means, "Man with balls of steel that kills bear with teeth.'

Also a type of verbal maneuver indigenous to the Central Virginia region for avoiding trouble though obviously in the wrong, see example.

"Damn, he just Schienschanged outta that ticket by explaining to the cop that the hill jumped out at him, dumb motherf**ker..."

-or-

"Man, we shoulda been arrested for stealing that wet floor sign, but we Schienschanged out of it by telling them we were sign inspectors."

by mtnscout February 18, 2010

schwance

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)

I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.

by Salvo September 21, 2005