schwenson 

a dick.

That was a kick in the schwenson!

schwenson by elll ponchooo July 5, 2010

Schwenson 

Schwenson is a weed pen

Rolby let me hit your schwenson

Schwenson by Big Michael September 29, 2022

Swenson 

People who came from Sweden with the original name of Svenson. Most Swenson's are extreamly stubberon (which can be a good or a bad thing), have a strong sence of right and wrong, and get really pissed off when you mess with the people the care about and or love. If you wish to be with a Swenson be prepared to deal with these things.

A man insulted the wife of a Swenson and therefore he was locked in the back of a moving van wrapped in shrink wrap for the remainder of the day.

Swenson by Amour2013 March 7, 2011

Shwanson 

A mans penis

"He has a big shwanson."
"The stippers had their shwansons out and everything!"

Shwanson by NeciBoo September 13, 2009

ryan swenson 

young spiritual man full of bountiful knowledge, tends to like to make girls upset by saying things like "never-mind" in the middle of the conversation. for the most part though ryan in a good kid, he goes to church does his homework, takes girls to freee movies and still pulls off all A's and B's. He prides himself on the fact that he has never drank in his life.

That young man is such a ryan swenson!
He gets grades like a ryan swenson.

ryan swenson by lizzzzuuummmssss January 4, 2010

visiting Doc Swenson 

euphemism for (usually male) masturbation

you'll go blind if ya keep visiting doc swenson

visiting Doc Swenson by stankfingas February 5, 2010

Schwanson 

The male reproductive system.

My schwanson is longer than my leg.

Schwanson by jesse graham December 22, 2003