Schwenk

(n., v., adj.) The universal word for everything.

(n.) Wow, that schwenk is so cool!
(v.) Stop schwenking around!
(adj.) That movie was schwenking awesome!
(all) Get the schwenk off you schwenking schwenk-tard!

by Totally Awesome Super Cool Man December 15, 2008

Schwenk

A young German gal who enjoys a nice set of bangs, and dimps to match. In her spare time, she enjoys long horse rides on the beach, while smoking several ciggarettes simultaniously. She is also a recovering alcoholic.

Wow, Schwenk was looking mad adorble with her bangs today. Her dimps looked delicious today.

by Hannis October 27, 2007

Schwenk

Schwenk(n.) Someone who is a little bitch and probably gay
Schwenk(v.) the act of cumming on your friends floor and making them clean it up

Person 1: Did you just Schwenk on my floor
Schwenk: yeah i did now pick it up
Person 1: youre lucky my moms asleep in the other room or id kick your ass

by Young B-$ May 29, 2013

schwenk

A man with a full head of hair except for his crown which is very very bald

my my he has nice hair from a distance but as you approach you can see he is actually a schwenk

by James Schwenk January 4, 2009

Schwenk

an epic fail.

That schwenk was so epic, it was almost a win.

by CYTATL November 7, 2010

Schwenk

An adjective that means to “suck the fun out of any excitement”.

Damn, you’re really being a Schwenk’

by RealRoit1964 January 17, 2020

Schwanky

Describing something More than cool, amazing, perfect, the best of the best.

"Man, Kolton is Schwanky!"
"I know, can I be like him?"

by SchwankMaster September 23, 2013