schwend

verb: To have 3 people riding in a car, all sitting in the front seat, so no one is left out in the back. Most common among teenage girls.

from song "schwending"

why can't we just ride three astride?

by sal-teen July 21, 2006

Schweddy

Mr. Pete Schweddy is a fictional character from the Saturday Night Live sketch 'Delicious Dish.' Mr. Schweddy represents the (equally fictional) Schweddy Family line of meat products, including Schweddy Balls and Schweddy Weiner. He has " ... quite a reputation as the king of stadium-cooked cuisine."

The sketch is quite funny, and pretty obviously all about sexual innuendo. 'Schweddy' sounds like 'sweaty,' and all the various interpretations of 'meat' refer to male genitals. The outrageousness of the references steadily increases as the sketch goes on.

Pete Schweddy: That's right. I'm proud to say I've won great acclaim for my takes on popcorn, crackerjacks, and pretzel bread. But I think what I am most known for is my weiner.

Margaret Jo McCullen: Your weiner. Wow. You don't say.

Pete Schweddy: I sure do. Would you like to see it?

Margaret Jo McCullen: Please. Please. (Pete pulls out a tray of weiners) Wow ...

Pete Schweddy: Is that some weiner, or what?

Margaret Jo McCullen: Yeah, it's a doozy, Pete.

Lynn Vershad: Now, is that a foot-long, or..?

Pete Schweddy: (chuckles) You flatter me!

by Verbithrax Pejorative April 25, 2011

schwind

Adjective - to appear cute and normal, but to actually be a wild sensual animal of the night

I told them she was schwind, but they wouldn't believe me unless I showed them the pictures.

by Bloomsday February 5, 2010

Schwindenhammered

The act or prcoess of consuming alcholic drinks until you are completely hammerd and blackout.

Did you see Tim the other night. Yeah he was Schwindenhammered.

by Mr. Schwindy October 7, 2011

schweng

To describe the amount of awesomeness or cool another has.

As the man walked by into the club, heads turned as the schweng vibe the man gave off lighted up the room

by Yan Elkers January 27, 2010

schmendo

A person who is lacking capacity in phyiscal and mental prowess

Bloody hell this bloke is a schmendo

by duckoff September 10, 2011

alter schwede

German: Slang for "Dude!"

1: Guck dir die Wolke an! Riesig, oder?
2. Alter Schwede!
1: Ja Mann!

by RubbelDieKatz July 10, 2017