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The most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s quiet, shy, and absolutely adorable. If you get the chance to be with her you won’t let it go, no matter how long you have to wait
Person 1: Look at that cute girl over there
Person 2: Oh, she must be an Alanis
by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

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Son of Osama bin laden
Person 1: I see a plane

Person 2: Oh, it must be Adam
by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

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Someone who is built like a garbage can
Person 1: Where's the garbage can?
Person 2: Over there!
Person 1: No, that's just Edmango
by Blogan Maschari November 12, 2019

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A blow job given by a black whore to a white guy. Usually referred to when the whore is overweight
Person 1: I heard Mike got a Danzi from a black whore
Person 2: Ewwwww, that's disgusting
Person 1: Ihr, she was fat too

Mike: That was such a great Danzi, I'd do it again if I could!
by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

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Fastest high school sophomore 800 runner in NY. Future Olympian
Nick Schiener is a future Olympian
by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

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