Sarge

Sarge - shortened of Sargent but means wanker.
There are two sarges in the military
massage and sausage, and if you massage the sausage, you're a wanker.

Calling a Sargent a sarge means calling him a wanker.

Recruit: Hey Sarge
Sargent: don't call me a wanker now get downn and give me 20 you twat

by ElonMusk607 September 10, 2018

Sarge

someone who excessively masturbates, to the point of genital damage

That balding geochemist in the lab across the bridge is a major Sarge

by DrSkeletor September 24, 2010

Sarge

Leader of the Red Team in the popular web series, Red vs Blue.

Sarge: Grif. We're going to die. I'm glad we get these last few moments to make amends. My only hope is that I die before you, so that I don't live through the horror of losing a man on the battlefield.

Grif: Yeah. I hope you die first too, Sarge.

by xXX_Sarge_XXx January 17, 2015

Sarge

A large shit, or a massive dump or stool.

Dude, after eating granola cereal for breakfast, I had to take a Sarge. It sure did stink!

by Mike Newing (Rutabaga) April 26, 2008

Sarge

Another word for a cunt, in polite terms a twat. It is just a general insult

If someone does something to annoy you, you may call them a sarge

by Ed Weatherall October 16, 2005

Sarge

An old man that likes to sniff little boys bicycle seats.

"Sniff, Sniff"

by Xavier Cage December 24, 2003

Sarge

An elderly Jewish lady who takes rectal temperatures at the doctor's office.

The Sarge, she took my temperature man!

by Shred101 April 10, 2010