schweng

To describe the amount of awesomeness or cool another has.

As the man walked by into the club, heads turned as the schweng vibe the man gave off lighted up the room

by Yan Elkers January 27, 2010

Schweng

The most beautiful girl on this planet. She’s perfect in every way.

I went to Burger King and I saw a Schweng. I had to get her number

by Jeffrey Dahmer III November 13, 2020

Til Schweiger

Til Schweiger is an annoying german actor, who is in nearly every german movie.

Friend: Wanna watch a movie?
Me: Of course, what movie?
Friend: It's a movie with Til Schweiger.
Me: *loads shotgun

by NobodyWillEverReadThis69 May 15, 2021

Schweggie

A term used in the entertainment industry; specifically in Los Angeles, California, to bring praise to someone in an award-like fashion for being extremely selfless while on the job. Named after Hollywood Producer William Allan Schwegmann, this term is becoming more and more commonly used in Hollywood vernacular.

"And the Schweggie of the day goes to...."

by HollywoodTinman May 28, 2016

schwing pop

music for adults only

"Fuck me forever" by Connie Lingus , "Sit on my face" by The Echoes and "Uranus is out tonight" by James Lee Meadows are my favourite old time Schwing Pop hits.

by kelamist May 27, 2018

Schwing and a miss

When you get an instant boner at the sight of something utterly sexual in nature but that boner is quickly rescinded by something purely udesirebale right next to it. It is one hell of a Juxtaposition. Its a spin on the popular phrase "Swing and a miss"

Guy 1: Dude, Look at Carmen over there. She looks super hot in that black sequin dress *gets a boner*

Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.

Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*

Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.

by AJ2478 June 3, 2016

schweeg

Someone who is goofy, strange, obscure, and definitely not ordinary. The word is best used in context.

That man tap dancing on the canoe is a schweeg.

Maddie Hawley is a schweeg.

by kbabyisaschweeg August 13, 2019