by BigBossDog420 November 27, 2013

by Julie Johnson September 22, 2010

when great minds such as bruce, eric, and denise put thier minds together to form and ingenious yet ridiculous plan of action
bruce - we got to scheme for this weekend
eric - nigguh we got to scheme for tonight
denise - you guys are fucking dumb
bruce - lets start scheming
eric - nigguh we got to scheme for tonight
denise - you guys are fucking dumb
bruce - lets start scheming
by bruce almighty aka god October 16, 2008

one of the levels of dating. scheming is when two people like each other and are talking, but are not quite a thing, but do more than just talk. scheming is after talking and before a thing.
boy 1: "you and that girl are getting pretty close, what even are you guys?"
boy 2: "I dont know we haven't really discussed it yet but I think we are scheming since I know she likes me back."
boy 2: "I dont know we haven't really discussed it yet but I think we are scheming since I know she likes me back."
by _kodakwhite_ April 20, 2018

similar to hoeing (but now used by people of any gender, unlike previous uses of "scheming")
(v.) trying to sleep with people (mischievous connotation)
(v.) trying to sleep with people (mischievous connotation)
by acupcakewashere October 19, 2017

The jetta it looks like you're scheming.
by Schmie August 07, 2005

to devise a devious plan. To be shady or otherwise use intellectual power to deceive or carry out a plan for a personal interest. A plan with a twisted plot.
Ex1:
Son, why you gotta scheme like that? that means why are you acting shady
Ex2:
Person 1: What are you scheming?
Me: How to take over the world
Person 1: I'm down...now all we need is some pot and booze
Son, why you gotta scheme like that? that means why are you acting shady
Ex2:
Person 1: What are you scheming?
Me: How to take over the world
Person 1: I'm down...now all we need is some pot and booze
by thundercat3307 June 13, 2005
