by BigBossDog420 November 28, 2013
by Julie Johnson September 22, 2010
when great minds such as bruce, eric, and denise put thier minds together to form and ingenious yet ridiculous plan of action
bruce - we got to scheme for this weekend
eric - nigguh we got to scheme for tonight
denise - you guys are fucking dumb
bruce - lets start scheming
eric - nigguh we got to scheme for tonight
denise - you guys are fucking dumb
bruce - lets start scheming
by bruce almighty aka god August 26, 2008
one of the levels of dating. scheming is when two people like each other and are talking, but are not quite a thing, but do more than just talk. scheming is after talking and before a thing.
boy 1: "you and that girl are getting pretty close, what even are you guys?"
boy 2: "I dont know we haven't really discussed it yet but I think we are scheming since I know she likes me back."
boy 2: "I dont know we haven't really discussed it yet but I think we are scheming since I know she likes me back."
by _kodakwhite_ November 27, 2017
similar to hoeing (but now used by people of any gender, unlike previous uses of "scheming")
(v.) trying to sleep with people (mischievous connotation)
(v.) trying to sleep with people (mischievous connotation)
by acupcakewashere October 18, 2017
The jetta it looks like you're scheming.
by Schmie July 18, 2005
to devise a devious plan. To be shady or otherwise use intellectual power to deceive or carry out a plan for a personal interest. A plan with a twisted plot.
Ex1:
Son, why you gotta scheme like that? that means why are you acting shady
Ex2:
Person 1: What are you scheming?
Me: How to take over the world
Person 1: I'm down...now all we need is some pot and booze
Son, why you gotta scheme like that? that means why are you acting shady
Ex2:
Person 1: What are you scheming?
Me: How to take over the world
Person 1: I'm down...now all we need is some pot and booze
by thundercat3307 June 06, 2005