Schwenker

A piece of meat, mostly used in the German state of Saarland, also applicable as an insult.

"Hey you got some more schwenkers on the grill?"

"Bro... You're such a fucking schwenker."

by Michaesine August 19, 2017

Schwenker

A really short person incapable of playing any sports or working in any job. Usually becomes a virgin at the age of 10.

That guy just fumbled a handoff. He just Schwenker'd.

by Dadefinerman December 12, 2018

Nick Schiener

Fastest high school sophomore 800 runner in NY. Future Olympian

Nick Schiener is a future Olympian

by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

schinkered

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006

Schenkelberg

A crazy awesome-sounding german name that makes people sound like morons when they're trying to pronounce it.

Also has many sweet nick-name possibilities.

Dude what's up Schenkelberg.. Schenkelbizzle, Schenk-a-hoe, Schenk-eronnie, Shenk-ster etc.

by german91 July 15, 2010

Schlenker

An interjection of pure joy.

Oh My Schlenker!!

by amzysaurous April 21, 2011

Lauren Schweikert

A person living in Arizona who has been known to have powers such as witchcraft and telekinesis.

I felt weird being around Lauren Schweikert. I think she may have put some weird spell on me.

by neccmoore1 January 23, 2020