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Schweeterman
Schweeterman by Schweeterman July 15, 2019
Schweeze
Schweeze by The Xtended Weekend January 2, 2011
the schweede
a flaming homosexual Jewish soap maker who enjoys taking male anal virginity with perfect landings inside the asshole
The Schweede has taken my anal virginity with his explosive ejaculate corkscrew penis on a tour of his pole vault perfect landings.
the schweede by anal expositions April 6, 2015
Schweepee
a new breed of sophist, highly trained on rethoric. A Schweepee has the word power to turn a catholic priest in a full blown atheist or vice versa. Keeper of all things dogma, a Schweeps (abreviation) always carries a full library of philosophy, theological, art theory books with intents to persuade the listener into mind fucking chaos. His arch enemy is a Ramalho. A Schweeps is also known to masturbate only to the sound of Bach.
Schweepee:"...According to the most nobel Emanuel Kant I'm going to present you with the ultimate truth, that only I, as God on earth.."
Ramalho:"Shut the fuck up puta! keep your Kunt!"
Ramalho:"Shut the fuck up puta! keep your Kunt!"
Schweepee by stoneydopey August 29, 2007
schweave
almost, kinda, maybe sort of; Opposite of absolute. Also, the power to be socially invisible. It is a noun, verb and adjective.
Are you coming or not? Maybe. Man, you are such a Schweave.
Dude, stop Schweaving. Decide already.
Man, the was a Schweaveque way to blend into the crowd.
Dude, stop Schweaving. Decide already.
Man, the was a Schweaveque way to blend into the crowd.
schweave by Half of the people in Louisville September 16, 2005
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