This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.

It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.

The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.

ashley schaeffer by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 23, 2009

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Schweeterman

An even sweeter sweeterman.

- Yooo peep the sweeterman over there.
- Mans is too schweet, he's a schweeterman fam

Schweeterman by Schweeterman July 15, 2019

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schruefer

Can be used as a substitute for any word in the English language. Will work as a noun, verb, adjective, or adverb. (schruef, schruefered, schrueferly)

"That guy is such a schruefer"
"Dude I got schruefered last night"
"You schruefin tonight?"

schruefer by matthew frank May 16, 2009

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