schweave 

almost, kinda, maybe sort of; Opposite of absolute. Also, the power to be socially invisible. It is a noun, verb and adjective.

Are you coming or not? Maybe. Man, you are such a Schweave.

Dude, stop Schweaving. Decide already.

Man, the was a Schweaveque way to blend into the crowd.

schweave by Half of the people in Louisville September 16, 2005

Schweeve 

A Schweeve is someone made of greatness

To Schweeve is to be so goddamn fucking amazing that everyone loves you.

There goes a schweevy, he's fucking schweeving like a schweeve.

Schweeve by Schweevy March 6, 2009

Schwave

The guy that turns off the motion sensor soap dispenser to confuse people and get a cheap laugh

*waves hand under dispenser* *waits* huh? *repeats action* the fuck... *sees dispenser off* what the fuck! why does everyone want to be a fucking Schwave? *turns dispenser on and washes hands, then walks out grumbling*

Schwave: dude, i just turned off the MSSD
Schwaves friend: *solemn glare* the fuck bruh? not even cool man. how the fuck are we friends?

Schwave by Dashaun94 November 4, 2011

Schwave Legs 

An inability to walk due to an equilibrium malfunction as a side effect to alcohol consumption. The individual possessing the schwave legs will often not know what's wrong with them. Sometimes schwave legs can be countered with weight, for example, carrying a cooler.

Dave - "I keep falling down!! What's wrong with me?"

Jon- "I think you caught a case of SCHWAVE LEGS. Your equilibrium may be off from those tequila shots"

Schwave Legs by spoon2 July 26, 2013

shweave

A short girl that looks like Dora the Explorer with very dry hair, typically feels like a weave

*feels ‘the girls’ hair

“OMG ur hair feels like a shweave”

shweave by Ãjrøñã íś çøøłãt November 29, 2017

schwerve 

Gettin' fucked up, hammered drunk, plastered, three sheets to the wind, black out, rowdy, down right out of control

EcoKat was so embarassed by her video that she went to Aggieville to get her schwerve on to forget the whole thing happened.

schwerve by ecokat September 4, 2011

Schwerve 

A person's schwerve is what they use to try and get other people to like them, or how a person acts towards someone to which they are attracted, using their mojo. To create a verb the word "work" needs to be added in front, so a person will "work their schwerve".

I'm going to go over to those ladies at the bar and work my schwerve.

Schwerve by Levi the Schwervemeister April 2, 2008