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almost, kinda, maybe sort of; Opposite of absolute. Also, the power to be socially invisible. It is a noun, verb and adjective.

Are you coming or not? Maybe. Man, you are such a Schweave.

Dude, stop Schweaving. Decide already.

Man, the was a Schweaveque way to blend into the crowd.

schweave by Half of the people in Louisville September 16, 2005

Words you can keep

Schweeve

A Schweeve is someone made of greatness

To Schweeve is to be so goddamn fucking amazing that everyone loves you.

There goes a schweevy, he's fucking schweeving like a schweeve.

Schweeve by Schweevy March 6, 2009

Related Words

schweave • Schwerve • Schwave • Schwave Legs • Schweaving • Schweeve • shweave

Schwave

The guy that turns off the motion sensor soap dispenser to confuse people and get a cheap laugh

*waves hand under dispenser* *waits* huh? *repeats action* the fuck... *sees dispenser off* what the fuck! why does everyone want to be a fucking Schwave? *turns dispenser on and washes hands, then walks out grumbling*

Schwave: dude, i just turned off the MSSD
Schwaves friend: *solemn glare* the fuck bruh? not even cool man. how the fuck are we friends?

Schwave by Dashaun94 November 4, 2011

Schwave Legs

An inability to walk due to an equilibrium malfunction as a side effect to alcohol consumption. The individual possessing the schwave legs will often not know what's wrong with them. Sometimes schwave legs can be countered with weight, for example, carrying a cooler.

Dave - "I keep falling down!! What's wrong with me?"

Jon- "I think you caught a case of SCHWAVE LEGS. Your equilibrium may be off from those tequila shots"

Schwave Legs by spoon2 July 26, 2013

shweave

A short girl that looks like Dora the Explorer with very dry hair, typically feels like a weave

*feels ‘the girls’ hair

“OMG ur hair feels like a shweave”

shweave by Ãjrøñã íś çøøłãt November 29, 2017

schwerve

Gettin' fucked up, hammered drunk, plastered, three sheets to the wind, black out, rowdy, down right out of control

EcoKat was so embarassed by her video that she went to Aggieville to get her schwerve on to forget the whole thing happened.

schwerve by ecokat September 4, 2011

Schwerve

A person's schwerve is what they use to try and get other people to like them, or how a person acts towards someone to which they are attracted, using their mojo. To create a verb the word "work" needs to be added in front, so a person will "work their schwerve".

I'm going to go over to those ladies at the bar and work my schwerve.

Schwerve by Levi the Schwervemeister April 2, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026