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Schweepee

a new breed of sophist, highly trained on rethoric. A Schweepee has the word power to turn a catholic priest in a full blown atheist or vice versa. Keeper of all things dogma, a Schweeps (abreviation) always carries a full library of philosophy, theological, art theory books with intents to persuade the listener into mind fucking chaos. His arch enemy is a Ramalho. A Schweeps is also known to masturbate only to the sound of Bach.
Schweepee:"...According to the most nobel Emanuel Kant I'm going to present you with the ultimate truth, that only I, as God on earth.."
Ramalho:"Shut the fuck up puta! keep your Kunt!"
by stoneydopey August 29, 2007
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What's the scheweppes?

Jamaican greeting
Similar to what's up, what's popping or what's happening used with friends in a casual setting.

Origin: from the two grapefruit soft drinks sold in Jamaica, Ting and Schweppes. The term ‘ting’ functions as a brand name and also a slang word meaning ‘thing’. Thus the phrase “you know the ting/schewppes” means “you know how things are/you know the situation”. Given the similarity between the two grapefruit drinks, “Ting” and “Schweppes” are used synonymously.
What's the scheweppes? Heard bare hot gals coming to the party later. You coming, fam?
by Tropical Rythms August 8, 2020
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Schweppes

The act of one person reaching over and flicking another person's breast in the upwards motion. The person who is doing the flicking must simultaneously say "Schweppes".
John was trying to accomplish his daily tasks on the computer as Matt ran by him, giving him the Schweppes. John realized he should have covered his breasts in Matt's presence.
by K.P.B. October 8, 2012
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Schweeterman

- Yooo peep the sweeterman over there.
- Mans is too schweet, he's a schweeterman fam
by Schweeterman July 15, 2019
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Schweppes

1. Marijuana
Related: (Schweppsing) The act of smoking Marijuana
Neil: Yo you down to shiggity schweppes tonight?

Juice: No, I'm a puss.
by Linda Richman January 14, 2009
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Schweeze

To move to another area or location in order to release gas.
Dude if you're gonna do it at least Schweeze
by The Xtended Weekend January 2, 2011
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schwepervesence

according to AZ in the 1994 classic Nas song "Life's a Bitch", it is a sense of ghetto success and prosperity, involving both pride in your hood and the effort to do big things in your own situation
yo i keep that schwepervesence stayin in my blood son im bout to have this whole block on lock ya heard
by edge- ROC January 6, 2008
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