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V. Describing something gross, unbearable, or unimaginable that cannot be otherwise described or discussed.
Public toilets schkeev me.

I get the sckeevs from that guy over there.

That schkeev that I ever dated her.
Schkeev by CysticGal October 30, 2009
someone or something that appears to be suspicious or questionable. Usually used in reference to scraggly guys that would use and/or abuse you in some way or another.
Dude, do NOT give that guy your number, he is totally scheevy!
scheevy by LaughingGirl77 March 15, 2005
someone or something that is creepy or gross
That mustache wearing guy that tried hitting on me was super shkeevy.
shkeevy by guidette31 May 6, 2011

Schweeve 

A Schweeve is someone made of greatness

To Schweeve is to be so goddamn fucking amazing that everyone loves you.
There goes a schweevy, he's fucking schweeving like a schweeve.
Schweeve by Schweevy March 6, 2009
Used in the upstate New York area, it comes from the Italian word for disgusting, "scavoni". (Appearently.)

Adj.

Skeevey means anything that is unappealing, distasteful, creepy, injust, or suspicious.

Usages-
Noun, "That guy is a total skeeve."
Noun, "This whole thing gives me the skeeves."
Adj, "His grading policy is totally skeevey."
Adj, "How'd you get fired? Your supervisor was skeevtastic, he completly had it in for you!"
Skeevey by KirtiMiko October 13, 2010

schmeeve 

the perfect name for a hairless cat.
Wow I love my cat schmeeve.
schmeeve by papadixx November 30, 2020
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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