Schteeve

the way chandler pronounced "Steve" from friends

"We Love *Schteeve*, *Schteeve* was Schexyy"

by TheOneWithTheDefinitions August 12, 2024

schkeevey

Gross, disgusting, unbearable

A man or woman that is uglt or dirty you can call Schkeevey. You may also combine with other words.....Schkeevey Bastard.

by Katt November 19, 2004

shteeve

verb: to fake someone out.

"Get shteeved," I said as I retracted my hand. "I'm not high-fiving you after all."

by MC Wyoming April 17, 2017

Schteeze

Schteeze- Verb to decide over with meaningful thought and consideration while in relation to being sly, tricky, edgy, or to glide over also see take a little off the top, cut, stomp & One up.

Cowboy, I schteeze when I get the chance, money don’t come around here much.

by Cowboy Of The Cosmos February 21, 2022

Schteve

The beloved brother of Gino at the Cornell Phi Psi lodge ca. 1970s. His accomplishments are many, including, cashing a hat, sleeping on a washing machine, knowing Ava Gadro's number, collecting airline vomit bags, being a very close friend of Del Ron Constantino and being well aware that in choosing hair products, as in life -- "a little dab 'ill do ya."

That's not Gino, that's Schteve. Wadda you, serious?

by BJ Cleaver September 16, 2009

Schteven

The refined evolution of a Nerd or Geek. Fluent in several forms of 1337. The Schteven can usually be found wading his way through game review forums, pc hardware forums and on counter-strike which is the centre of their lives. Typically the specimen wears spectacles, has a slight speech impediment and an overgrown mullet

Fortunately the species grows from a gradual interest in online gaming and 1337. The subject will never reproduce via sexual intercourse as counter-strike takes up most of their lives.

Apparently female specimens have been sighted although some were mistaken for premature Schtevens on VOIP (Voice Over IP or Teamspeak).

If you are browsing any popular game review, pc hardware review or counter-strike forums you are sure to come across this creature.

Haunting sounds riddle these servers; "omgwtfpwned...." and "omgomg wat a serrrvverrr..."

A prime example of a Schteven is Bill Gates. Who could be classed as the 'Schtevenus Maximus' through his success as a Schteven.

by Darren Grantham September 25, 2005

Schweeve

A Schweeve is someone made of greatness

To Schweeve is to be so goddamn fucking amazing that everyone loves you.

There goes a schweevy, he's fucking schweeving like a schweeve.

by Schweevy March 6, 2009