a Schweizer is German for "a person from Switzerland" - (not from Sweden) Switzerland is a country in the middle of europe next to Germany, France, Italy, Liechtenstein an Austria (and NOT Australia).

A dialog with Guys from America or other countries is mostly this:
A: I'm swiss
B: Oh, You're from Sweden!
A: No, I'm from Switzerland, that's in the center of europe, next to Germany, France, Italy and Austria.
B: What?!? Switzerland is next to Australia?
A: éh... okay. Yes. *rolleyes*

Okay. I hope some people are more clever. But that's classic. Okay, and a little overdone. But...

Ich bin Schweizer
(I'm suisse.)

Schweizer by hpsk April 27, 2010

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schmeeze

West coast hipster/deadhead slang for heroin - particularly "Persian" heroin base.

"Man, Jerry's been so messed up on the schmeeze lately he can barely play!"

schmeeze by VerbalGimp September 6, 2006

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Schmeeze

a raging slut... a girl who gets around easily.. a girl who is easy to fuck.. a hoe, slut, smut, or whore who doesnt hide their ways is often referred to as a schmeeze

1: Shes had sex with three dudes at that party last night
2: Damn dude shes a schmeeze

Schmeeze by fuckingschmeeze12 August 20, 2010

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Schmeezed

A mid-tier level of inebriated, drunk, intoxicated while in a positive, fun, state of mind (not rowdy, sloppy or mean). Definitely more drunk than a buzz but not enough to get kicked out of the function.

After four shots of tequila, everyone could tell Mark was schmeezed when he started an impromptu one-man comedy show on the dance floor.

Schmeezed by Emma Rogers July 22, 2023

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