Schwaltz

A food fetish. Common examples are yogurt, mashed potatoes, gravy, pizza, and popsicles.

See that guy over there, the bald one? He looks like he has a schwaltz to me!

by GNOMESUPREMACY October 25, 2025

Schwaltz

Someone who has a food fetish. Common examples are pizza, mashed potatoes, gravy, and popsicles.

“That bald guy looks like a real schwaltz to me, make sure you stay away from him or he’ll ask you to put mashed potatoes on his dick!” Sara said to Emma. Emma snickered in agreement. Little did she know, Sara is a schwaltz in disguise.

by GNOMESUPREMACY October 25, 2025

Will Schwartz

A protist

Look at that protist over there, he must be will schwartz

by goeagles920 October 24, 2011

Schwartz

An American unit of linear measure equal to 7.5 inches. Also commonly referred to as "two hands".

Mike has a full schwartz, where as Tom and Frank only have half.

by LT48313 March 5, 2011

schmaltz

from Yiddish, shmalts, meaning rendered (melted) animal fat; usually chicken fat. Schmaltz is used to make matzo balls.

figuratively: a work of art that is excessively sentimental, sappy or cheesy.

That old Jewish guy at the next table is spreading schmaltz on his bread. It's so grody!

Gone With the Wind?! Why would you want to see that piece of 1930's schmaltz? Let's rent AVP instead!

by pogo747 September 19, 2006

Schwartz

The Schwartz is a greater magic. It binds everything in the universe together. It can be channeled through rings found in Cracker Jack boxes. The Schwartz can be used to move things with one's mind and the rings can be used to channel energy blades. Contrary to popular belief, these blades are not, in fact, "penis-powered" The Schwartz is kept by the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt, in his home on the moon of vega.

Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater magic, known throughout the universe as....

Barf: The Force?

Yogurt: No, the Schwartz

by Spodermen2121 z February 7, 2017

Schwantz

Slang-ish German word for the male organ. Literal translation is "tail".

I threw her the ol' Schwantz and she murmured: "Ja, das ist gut" ;-)

by Philip York-Hunt January 26, 2009