Schwantz
Schwantz by Philip York-Hunt January 26, 2009
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schwantz
schwantz by Detroit_Jay July 18, 2005
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schwantz
An unidentifiable person.
(background) A schwa as stated in the dictionary is an unidentifiable sound. The phonetic symbol used to respresent the sound.
A schwantz is an unidentifable person wandering aimlessly through life. They are not introspective. They do not know how they affect others by their actions yet they beleive they are right. They will defend their actions to the n'th degree no matter if they are 100% in the wrong.
(background) A schwa as stated in the dictionary is an unidentifiable sound. The phonetic symbol used to respresent the sound.
A schwantz is an unidentifable person wandering aimlessly through life. They are not introspective. They do not know how they affect others by their actions yet they beleive they are right. They will defend their actions to the n'th degree no matter if they are 100% in the wrong.
schwantz by dano-mcgrano October 7, 2009
Schwantz Licker
Schwantz Licker is an ancient term used for anyone who is a douchebag, ass hole, jerk off, etc. Schwantz meaning dick or penis so it's the equivalent to calling someone a dick licker.
Kevin: Hey Chuck why are you a schwantz licker?
Chuck: I don't know why?
Kevin: Cause schwantz is a cock and you love licking cock.
Chuck: I don't know why?
Kevin: Cause schwantz is a cock and you love licking cock.
Schwantz Licker by Kevin The Body December 16, 2008
Schwanzlutscher
Schwanzlutscher by Paratrooper April 25, 2006
Schwanzstucker
The pseudo-German word used in the Mel Brooks film "Young Frankenstein" to describe the enormity of Dr. Frankenstein's Creature's wang.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Schwanzstucker by Jay South November 2, 2005
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