Yogurt

A semi-solid sourish food prepared from milk fermented by added bacteria, often sweetened and flavoured.

I opened the fridge and saw the yougurt cup. I proceeded to open the lid, inserting my rock-hard cock into the sloppy yogurt. I then repeatedly fucked the yogurt and was satisfied by the moist slopping sound and the rippling through the yogurt. I then finished in the yogurt cup and proceeded to place the lid back on and put it back in the fridge.

by PedoBear3000 August 09, 2019

Yogurt

Soft ass nigga/individual

Get out your feelings; always acting like a yogurt

by Westmade92 July 29, 2017

Yogurt

To be cultured. Because yogurt is made up of bacteria cultures. To be used instead of cultured.

Jefranda: WOW kristeigh, you’re so yogurt
Kristeigh: Thanks, I know I’m very cultured

by Okurrking July 29, 2020

Yogurt

A word expressing something that was made with extreme talent.

What you did there was yogurt bro!

by Ephelioh October 31, 2018

Yogurt

Synonym to idiot, with added emphasis on the quality of being passive or plain.

Also,

1) someone who has no input
2) of inferior intelligence
3) is boring
4) non-cooperative

Tony: Yo John you coming to the club tonight?

John: ......I don't know man my mom wants me to walk the cat.

Tony: Buddy your a fucking YOGURT!

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Tony: Hey babe how bout me, you, my malibu ;)

Mel: I gotta watch jersey shore tonight, sorry.

Tony (to Vito): That girls a fucking yogurt, she decided to watch guidos on t.v. instead of getting with a real one.

by Reaper of the Corn February 13, 2011

Yogurt

Gay/ mad bitch.
Pussy shit.

Greg's so yogurt

Yogurt ass motherfucker

Kid's mad yogurt, lookin' like a motherfucking yoplait dessert delight

by Condor Bro May 31, 2011

Yogurt

The misnomer of Eggnog usually used by someone who's had a little too much to drink.

Person 1: I'm gonna grab some more egg nog, anyone else want any?

Person 2: Yeah, I'll have some more of that yogurt.

by Not the sandvich December 09, 2020