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A semi-solid sourish food prepared from milk fermented by added bacteria, often sweetened and flavoured.
I opened the fridge and saw the yougurt cup. I proceeded to open the lid, inserting my rock-hard cock into the sloppy yogurt. I then repeatedly fucked the yogurt and was satisfied by the moist slopping sound and the rippling through the yogurt. I then finished in the yogurt cup and proceeded to place the lid back on and put it back in the fridge.
by PedoBear3000 August 08, 2019
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a very healthy thing. tastes good with the crunchy stuff! everyone should eat yogurt
ahh I don't have anything good to eat that's not fattening...
-eat yogurt!
by lalala January 07, 2005
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Space Balls character made to mock Yoda of Star Wars
Yogurt: "You must use the scwartz"
by NRB May 07, 2004
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What you get if you leave milk in a cap, put it in a locker, and forget about it for a few months.
"Why is there yogurt in this cap?"

"Well it used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all."
by IkeM November 02, 2003
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Synonym to idiot, with added emphasis on the quality of being passive or plain.

Also,

1) someone who has no input
2) of inferior intelligence
3) is boring
4) non-cooperative
Tony: Yo John you coming to the club tonight?

John: ......I don't know man my mom wants me to walk the cat.

Tony: Buddy your a fucking YOGURT!

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Tony: Hey babe how bout me, you, my malibu ;)

Mel: I gotta watch jersey shore tonight, sorry.

Tony (to Vito): That girls a fucking yogurt, she decided to watch guidos on t.v. instead of getting with a real one.
by Reaper of the Corn February 13, 2011
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Greg's so yogurt

Yogurt ass motherfucker

Kid's mad yogurt, lookin' like a motherfucking yoplait dessert delight
by Condor Bro May 30, 2011
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