schwaltzed

To get drunk out of your God damn mind.

Hey man I just got dumped by my girlfriend, wanna get schwaltzed?

by Cill Brosby April 14, 2017

schalted

To drop someone in the shit by taking holiday at the end of a big project.

"To schalt someone" "you got schalted"

by Jetstar June 27, 2014

Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

by Schwasted January 19, 2009

Schwarted

To be taken advantage of, to get "the shaft"....

Dude, Richard didn't show up to help you? Dude, you got Schwarted!

or

You mean that you gave Richard money for that junk? You got Schwarted!

by CableGod May 5, 2009

schwartzentalk

A late night philosophical therapy session with a well intentioned middle aged unshaven friend, often seen wearing a worn baseball cap, holding a cold Miller Lite in one hand and a Marlboro in the other. Talks generally begin after most of the group have wandered off to bed, leaving the recipient alone, sometimes lasting until daybreak.

Man, Dionne was the last one standing and received his schwartzentalk until the sun came up over the beach...

by proamauto July 31, 2023

Red Schwartze

Pronounced "Red Shuvatzah".Schwartze is the Yiddish word for "black".
It is a play on the term "Red Lobster"because blacks think that the restaurant is such a classy place to go,what with their cloth napkins
umlimited cheesy butter biscuits.They are the reason "Red Lobster" is going to an automatic gratuity.They had better take EBT.

Girl,we bet be gettin' to the "Red Schwartze" for some scrimps.

by Goose Tatum August 28, 2013

Schwasted Scale

A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.

10 --- Schwasted

5 --- Half way there

1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!

-How you feelin' on the schwasted scale?
-- Definitely feelin' a tensky

by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009