Definitions by GNOMESUPREMACY

Schwaltz

Someone who has a food fetish. Common examples are pizza, mashed potatoes, gravy, and popsicles.

“That bald guy looks like a real schwaltz to me, make sure you stay away from him or he’ll ask you to put mashed potatoes on his dick!” Sara said to Emma. Emma snickered in agreement. Little did she know, Sara is a schwaltz in disguise.

Schwaltz by GNOMESUPREMACY October 25, 2025

Schwaltz

A food fetish. Common examples are yogurt, mashed potatoes, gravy, pizza, and popsicles.

See that guy over there, the bald one? He looks like he has a schwaltz to me!

Schwaltz by GNOMESUPREMACY October 25, 2025