Schoner
When you are messing around with a hot chick, and right before sex you cant get a boner because you have to shit so bad.
Schoner by bluntfest69 June 24, 2010
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Schonebone
mildly retarted male which will have sex with any type of haggard creature. German for pretty bone. Vocabulary extremely limited to "dude","yo man", and "party it up". Possibly suffers from unknown STD which has not been diagnosed in medical history.
Schonebone by Day crew July 7, 2008
Scholera
A malady of the student digestive system leading to involuntary expulsion of large amounts of academic shit.
In their most recent meeting, Garrick's supervisor politely informed him that his latest thesis submission resembled a particularly messy case of scholera.
Scholera by Captain Frazzled August 25, 2011
schnerg
A person that is one part schmuck, one part nerd, and one part geek. This person is highly irritating and abrasive, and has embedded himself into a social network or group that he is not welcome in, but is unaware of this fact. Schnergs typically talk at an unreasonable volume, and with improper frequency, usually in unfortunate circumstances and with por results. Getting rid of these people is next to impossible.
schooner pooner
schooner pooner by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019
Schnerdly
Adj: a word used to describe something/somebody that you have forgotten the name of - instead of saying 'thing'
"i'm looking for that schnerdly (bungee cord) that I used to hold the suitcases to the roofrack"
Bad example I know but you get the idea...
Bad example I know but you get the idea...
Schnerdly by Stephen R Lawes December 15, 2008
corn schooner
The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.
corn schooner by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008
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