Schonebone

mildly retarted male which will have sex with any type of haggard creature. German for pretty bone. Vocabulary extremely limited to "dude","yo man", and "party it up". Possibly suffers from unknown STD which has not been diagnosed in medical history.

Eric Schonebone had a great weekend partying it up with a one eyed 44yr old haggard beast.

Schonebone by Day crew July 7, 2008

stonebone 

When two people people, most like stoners, come to a general understanding that they will smoke and then bone each other. can be a term used with friends with benefits or simply with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

"Stonebone tonight?"
"Hell ya, you bring the blunt, and I got the condom".

stonebone by Gyp$y October 5, 2011

schoolboner 

An erection that occurs during class as a result of either daydreaming or seeing a hot girl, usually experienced by adolescents and preteens.

James: "Damn, that girl over there has a nice ass."

Bryan: "Yeah, I just popped a schoolboner when she bent over to pick up her pencil."

schoolboner by Mr Pelon January 30, 2012

shinebone 

References an African American person

Hey Bob, look at that Shinebone cleaning that car.

shinebone by Dagwood April 11, 2003

Schomboner 

An erection that was caused by an attractive homosexual or homosexuals.

When I saw him I got a schomboner.

or

When those girls kissed I got a schomboner.

Schomboner by Tatony! July 3, 2008

Stonebone 

the act of "boning" while being stoned.

I'm hoping to stonebone tonight.

Stonebone by DG;) November 22, 2010

sconerboned

To get very very very very high.

"Yo wanna come over to my place and smoke?"

"Yeah dude, I just got off work and I'm trying to get absolutely sconerboned."

sconerboned by jphillyyy June 11, 2016