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A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.
The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.
by Aftab Noorani II November 10, 2007
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another term for a turd, espicially one that is laden with corn
Did you see the size of the corn schooners I just left in the bowl?
by dick hertz from holden February 10, 2006
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