Schmoner
A very quiet girl who acts like an angel but is really the devil. She is super nice, and has a bright smile. Her bum is un-normal since its so huge.
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Ass Schmoner
One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.
Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)
Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
(usually in a German accent)
Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
Ass Schmoner by magic raspberry August 9, 2017
Related Words
Schmoner • Ass Schmoner • Schooner • Schmogerty • schmoney • schmoyer • Schoonerd . • Shmoner • schmoker • Schmoned
Shmoner
An erection that is obtained during Judaic prayers. Typically one acquires a Shmoner during the silent Judaic prayers such as the silent "Amida."Shmoners are very uncomfortable, irritating, and distracting. When one gets a Shmoner he typically attempts to conceal it by either putting the erection in the waistline of his pants, sitting down, or simply just by flicking his right nut. It has been proven that the most effective method to get rid of a Shmoner is by in fact; flicking the right testicle.
Person A: "Blessed are You God Almighty who gives us rain."
Person B: "Holy Crap! You have a giant Shmoner!"
Person A: " Shit. I get one every time I try to pray it sucks and they do not go away."
Person C: " Try flicking your right nut.. it works for me:)"
Person A: " K I'll try.....Shit that hurts......I'm cramping up but now it's gone and I can pray!"
Person B: "Holy Crap! You have a giant Shmoner!"
Person A: " Shit. I get one every time I try to pray it sucks and they do not go away."
Person C: " Try flicking your right nut.. it works for me:)"
Person A: " K I'll try.....Shit that hurts......I'm cramping up but now it's gone and I can pray!"
Shmoner by Moshe Silverberg October 27, 2011
schmogerty
bull crap, lies, untruth
a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
schmogerty by MrHorrible October 23, 2011
schooner pooner
schooner pooner by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019
corn schooner
The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.
corn schooner by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008
bamboo schooner
1. Holy shit, look at Tim... He's turning Green! I think he might have had one to many bamboo schooners.
bamboo schooner by liamoylan January 13, 2009
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