A sum of cannabis that is rolled in a zig zag or rolling paper that is formed into a marijuana cigarette which is smoked.
"Hey man, Erick has that fat scooner ready to be smoked. I saw it in his car somewhere." "David, remember what Franklin did last time you lit up with out his permission? Lets just wait." "Naw man its not a big deal. Once I spark this scoonie doob up Franklin will be walking out of the store trust me."Alright man your taking the heat for it if he gets angry."
by JahBlazeTheFire420 February 5, 2013
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A person be it Male or Female who is in search of sex or a sexual encounter of some sort.
Someone who skips about from one place to the next in serch of Sex. Like a rock skipping across water, only stopping where they may find the Poontang.
Also someone who makes sexual comments or gestures about any random person seen out on the street, in a mall or where ever you might be.
Someone who skips about from one place to the next in serch of Sex. Like a rock skipping across water, only stopping where they may find the Poontang.
Also someone who makes sexual comments or gestures about any random person seen out on the street, in a mall or where ever you might be.
Hey man lets go to the Mall tonight i feel like checking out the ladies.
Dude, your such a Poon Scooner.
Dude, your such a Poon Scooner.
by Spazet May 16, 2011
Get the Poon Scooner mug.Similar to a covered wagon. A scooner is a small boat, therefore a prairie scooner is a small covered wagon. The waves of the grass on the plains were such a simulation to ocean waves that people actually got seasick.
by J-Dog23 October 3, 2007
Get the Prairie Scooner mug.1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.
2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
by picc285 July 27, 2019
Get the scooter douche mug.The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023
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