schnergs

plural of schnerg (aka. schnergburgler) literally meaning someone who, despite good intentions, is just not up to par.
(the surest sign of a schnerg is someone who does not realize they are one)

damn! that Simon and Beth are so annoying... i mean, they're nice enough, I guess, but they're total schnergs!

by gnomeking October 24, 2005

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A flergin tergle natzie with a cranz danzle and a little tanzle. Schnergins and blergins and a florkin blatzie.

Hey! Schnerg your blerg!

by Franzi March 23, 2005

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A person that is one part schmuck, one part nerd, and one part geek. This person is highly irritating and abrasive, and has embedded himself into a social network or group that he is not welcome in, but is unaware of this fact. Schnergs typically talk at an unreasonable volume, and with improper frequency, usually in unfortunate circumstances and with por results. Getting rid of these people is next to impossible.

Jim keeps following us everywhere we go, telling his bad jokes along the way. Let's ditch this schnerg.

by schnerg August 22, 2007

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schnergle

The only english word, other than fuck and forms of fuck, that can be: an adjective, verb, noun, and a pronoun. This word can be replaced in it's original form for any word(s) in any sentence and situation. Due to the flexibility of this word, it became highly popular in the 1490's when Great Britains were feeling tard-fucked due to the thought that the world might be round.

Schnerle!!!! I haven't schnergled you for such a long time. How Schnergle have you been? Gettin any strange schnergle? I got this one piece of schnergle that was tight as an ugly third grader. I schnergled the schnerg outta her.

by Schnergle March 25, 2008

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