schnergs

plural of schnerg (aka. schnergburgler) literally meaning someone who, despite good intentions, is just not up to par.
(the surest sign of a schnerg is someone who does not realize they are one)

damn! that Simon and Beth are so annoying... i mean, they're nice enough, I guess, but they're total schnergs!

schnergs by gnomeking October 24, 2005

schnergs

A flergin tergle natzie with a cranz danzle and a little tanzle. Schnergins and blergins and a florkin blatzie.

Hey! Schnerg your blerg!

schnergs by Franzi March 23, 2005

schnerg 

A person that is one part schmuck, one part nerd, and one part geek. This person is highly irritating and abrasive, and has embedded himself into a social network or group that he is not welcome in, but is unaware of this fact. Schnergs typically talk at an unreasonable volume, and with improper frequency, usually in unfortunate circumstances and with por results. Getting rid of these people is next to impossible.

Jim keeps following us everywhere we go, telling his bad jokes along the way. Let's ditch this schnerg.

schnerg by schnerg August 22, 2007

schnergle 

The only english word, other than fuck and forms of fuck, that can be: an adjective, verb, noun, and a pronoun. This word can be replaced in it's original form for any word(s) in any sentence and situation. Due to the flexibility of this word, it became highly popular in the 1490's when Great Britains were feeling tard-fucked due to the thought that the world might be round.

Schnerle!!!! I haven't schnergled you for such a long time. How Schnergle have you been? Gettin any strange schnergle? I got this one piece of schnergle that was tight as an ugly third grader. I schnergled the schnerg outta her.

schnergle by Schnergle March 25, 2008

schnergy 

The word to describe the facial expression of someone who looks ecstatic, murderous, and constipated all at once.

"Dude, Luke looks like he's gonna snap at any second."

"Yeah, he's real schnergy today, eh?"

schnergy by Jas The Man November 5, 2023

schnergy 

A lack of energy and a district laziness this attribute is usually posed by people named James

damn bros giving of a real schnergy energy reminds me of James

schnergy by Owburr November 5, 2023

schnergen 

An alcoholic shot nigga

Let me get a schnergen of that crown nigga

schnergen by Gman homie February 17, 2024