pooner

someone who grinds poon excessively to the point of clinically being considered a nymphomaniac. all pooners portray a certain "knack" for the seduction and grinding of pretty much any poon that comes their way. because of this most pooners are carriers of many different sexually transmitted diseases.

man that pooner really knows how to get his grind on!

some day when i grow up im gonna be a pooner.

by rabidchia October 18, 2009

pooner

Slang for a transman. Probably a corruption of the word penis combined with poon, slang for vagina, with influence from terms such as ponos

That pooner is getting a phalloplasty

by Boymoder McPoyle August 28, 2022

pooner

A slang word for vagina, ie poon pussy
etc

Eww! Your fingers smell like pooner!

by Scooter October 15, 2004

pooner

A person who sits at home (on a perfectly good evening for going out) and masturbates.

Anna aint at the party tonight because shie is a pooner.

by drohan - and the rest of the Guelph contingent August 25, 2002

pooner

A term that describes men who see escorts regularly.

I haven't pooned in awhile, but I plan to return to my old pooner or pooning ways when I get paid.

by yoyodude May 17, 2008

pooner

A member of the elite indoor cricket team, the "pooners" fomed at Lakeland SHS in 2007.

"Guys i heard that Mitchell is a pooner" or

"Travis, Sam, Joel, Riley, Brett and Mitch are all pooners"

by Bourmanator June 5, 2009

pooner

one who sniffs bicycle seats

He was such a pooner he never left the bicycle shed

by Anonymous January 7, 2003