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someone who grinds poon excessively to the point of clinically being considered a nymphomaniac. all pooners portray a certain "knack" for the seduction and grinding of pretty much any poon that comes their way. because of this most pooners are carriers of many different sexually transmitted diseases.
man that pooner really knows how to get his grind on!

some day when i grow up im gonna be a pooner.
by rabidchia October 18, 2009
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A slang word for vagina, ie poon pussy
etc
Eww! Your fingers smell like pooner!
by Scooter October 15, 2004
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A person who sits at home (on a perfectly good evening for going out) and masturbates.
Anna aint at the party tonight because shie is a pooner.
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Noun: Someone that is a party pooper. No fun to have around.
Verb: To poon out. To drop out of a momentous group activity to the detriment of others.
"We're all cancelling our trip to Vegas because of Frank? What a pooner!"
"Don't invite JT. He's a pooner. He'll totally talk through the whole movie."
"So it looks like Steve's pooning out. What a pussy."
"Pete was going to bring the beer, but his wife found out so he totally pooned out. What a pooner."
by Basque JRED November 10, 2014
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A term that describes men who see escorts regularly.

I haven't pooned in awhile, but I plan to return to my old pooner or pooning ways when I get paid.
by yoyodude May 17, 2008
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A rare breed of people that poon everything and everyone.
They also use the faces of poon which are the following..
O_O O_o o_O o_o O_O!
Chris and Mike are pooners.
by Mike The Pooner November 18, 2005
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