Schnurm

Any guy or group of guys ( schnurms ) that posses all qualaties of a douche bag... Popped collars, bronzers, and maximum amounts of hair gel are common amongst the schurm. Also anyone who enjoys nickleback and other queer rock.

See that guy over there with that sweet jean jacket, 4 collard shirts popped and sandals in the winter.... ya hes a total fuckin schnurm

by Justin Gallik June 27, 2006

Schnurming

The act of cumming, burping, sneezing, and sharting all at once on someone.

While I was sick, receiving a blumkin from my ex, I started schnurming all over her.

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024