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Schnurming 

The act of cumming, burping, sneezing, and sharting all at once on someone.
While I was sick, receiving a blumkin from my ex, I started schnurming all over her.
Schnurming by MasterGooner February 19, 2024
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Schnarting 

The act of sneezing and sharting at the same time (i.e. sneezing + farting + shitting your pants).
Thanks to his allergies, and some bad tuna, John has been schnarting all afternoon.
Schnarting by jmh215 October 13, 2011

Schlumming 

When having an orgasm by using snot as a lubricant.
I am schlumming

Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me
Schlumming by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023

Schnübling

What you call dating when you know you are dating but your parents prefer to not use the word "dating". 'Schnübler' is the word used in place of boyfriend or girlfriend, or dater.
"Well, we're not dating, but we're definitely schnübling."
"This is my Schnübler, Peter." We are schnübling together."
Schnübling by slappypap101 January 24, 2018

Schnuffing 

A combination of kissing, nuzzling and sniffing all at the same time.
Usually done to cute fluffy animals.

Derived from the German word "schnuffi" which translates as "fluffy"
I really want to schnuff that panda's fluffy tummy.
That kitty is so schnuffy, look at his adorable face.
Every day I give my fat bunny a good schnuffing.
Schnuffing by Hannarr January 4, 2011

schuringa 

To show excitement/dissapointment. Or to describe a person behind their back ( such as a kid behind you in math class that is creepy.)
Oh schuringa shake that ass. Or Schuringa is creeping all over. Or Oh schuringa I'm hyped for tonight!
schuringa by sick shit sean June 27, 2008

Schuring 

Schuring is when a Prostitute hires another prostitute and refuses to pay her.
I was schuring last night, my boyfriend was so pissed
Schuring by missawesomegirl November 6, 2011
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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