Schnurming

The act of cumming, burping, sneezing, and sharting all at once on someone.

While I was sick, receiving a blumkin from my ex, I started schnurming all over her.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Schnarting

The act of sneezing and sharting at the same time (i.e. sneezing + farting + shitting your pants).

Thanks to his allergies, and some bad tuna, John has been schnarting all afternoon.

by jmh215 October 13, 2011

Schlumming

When having an orgasm by using snot as a lubricant.

I am schlumming

Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me

by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023

Schnübling

What you call dating when you know you are dating but your parents prefer to not use the word "dating". 'Schnübler' is the word used in place of boyfriend or girlfriend, or dater.

"Well, we're not dating, but we're definitely schnübling."
"This is my Schnübler, Peter." We are schnübling together."

by slappypap101 January 24, 2018

Schnuffing

A combination of kissing, nuzzling and sniffing all at the same time.
Usually done to cute fluffy animals.

Derived from the German word "schnuffi" which translates as "fluffy"

I really want to schnuff that panda's fluffy tummy.
That kitty is so schnuffy, look at his adorable face.
Every day I give my fat bunny a good schnuffing.

by Hannarr January 4, 2011

schuringa

To show excitement/dissapointment. Or to describe a person behind their back ( such as a kid behind you in math class that is creepy.)

Oh schuringa shake that ass. Or Schuringa is creeping all over. Or Oh schuringa I'm hyped for tonight!

by sick shit sean June 27, 2008

Schuring

Schuring is when a Prostitute hires another prostitute and refuses to pay her.

I was schuring last night, my boyfriend was so pissed

by missawesomegirl November 6, 2011