Schmurking 

The act of ejaculating and sucking it back up through the penis

The man was schmurking so that he didn’t have to pay child support.

Schmurking by The Schmurker February 19, 2024

Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly

Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck

Shmucking Wet by Matans February 25, 2010

schmuckiño 

Referring to a dickhead in a pejorative manner.

- "Hey man you wanna do a line? I got some good shit bro!"

- "Get the fuck out of my face you schmuckiño."

schmuckiño by Sneaky Black Bullet January 27, 2021

Schmundingle 

When you are having sex with a calculus problem, and you need to rearrange a bunch of dogshit.

How did you do question five?
I Schmundingled the shit out of it.

Schmundingle by WaltWaltWalt February 4, 2022

schmoking 

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch

i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake

schmoking by lion777 June 11, 2003

Schmerking 

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

Schmerking by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

Schpunking

Jacking off and cumming all over the place just for the raw entertainment of pissing others off.

The punk was schpunking all over the bus seats just to see our expressions.

I schpunked on my ex's backpack.

Schpunking by massive erection3 September 25, 2010