Schmurking

The act of ejaculating and sucking it back up through the penis

The man was schmurking so that he didn’t have to pay child support.

by The Schmurker February 19, 2024

Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly

Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck

by Matans February 25, 2010

schmuckiño

Referring to a dickhead in a pejorative manner.

- "Hey man you wanna do a line? I got some good shit bro!"

- "Get the fuck out of my face you schmuckiño."

by Sneaky Black Bullet January 27, 2021

Schmundingle

When you are having sex with a calculus problem, and you need to rearrange a bunch of dogshit.

How did you do question five?
I Schmundingled the shit out of it.

by WaltWaltWalt February 4, 2022

schmoking

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch

i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake

by lion777 June 11, 2003

Schmerking

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

Schpunking

Jacking off and cumming all over the place just for the raw entertainment of pissing others off.

The punk was schpunking all over the bus seats just to see our expressions.

I schpunked on my ex's backpack.

by massive erection3 September 25, 2010