Schnorking
Schnorking by The Bontolimer. March 20, 2026
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Snorking
Snorking by Smooshingbooties November 1, 2017
Related Words
Schnorking • schlorking • schnooking • Schmorking • Schworking • Garble-schnorting • Snorking • schlonking • schjocking • Schlorping
schnörwangen
"oh look he slays the day away, he surely is a schnörwangen"
"Have you heard of john paradise? He is honored to live at Schnörwangens"
"Do you know the biggest girl boss? It is Kirsten Schnörwangen indeed."
"Have you heard of john paradise? He is honored to live at Schnörwangens"
"Do you know the biggest girl boss? It is Kirsten Schnörwangen indeed."
schnörwangen by A fine pickle jar February 9, 2023
Schnooking
A romantic almost lovely sexual encounter with a person you share a deep and loving bond with.
No semen necessary.
Sex allowed though only the tender kind, no whips, chains, cuffs, swearing, wax, electricity, burning, pain (unless emotional tearing of heartstrings due to love) etc.
No semen necessary.
Sex allowed though only the tender kind, no whips, chains, cuffs, swearing, wax, electricity, burning, pain (unless emotional tearing of heartstrings due to love) etc.
Schnooking by StudyGroupAlpha June 7, 2011
Schnarting
Schnarting by jmh215 October 13, 2011
schloking
schloking by Pedro LeRoy March 24, 2017
schnoffing
schnoffing by twistED Gein February 13, 2018
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