Schnuarted 

When you are about to bust a nut and shit your pants...

Oh fuck yeah babe I’m gonna bust, oh yeahhhhhh......oh shit.... I uh just Schnuarted....

Schnuarted by GoblinKing6661 May 13, 2021

Schwarted

To be taken advantage of, to get "the shaft"....

Dude, Richard didn't show up to help you? Dude, you got Schwarted!

or

You mean that you gave Richard money for that junk? You got Schwarted!

Schwarted by CableGod May 5, 2009

Shnarted 

Sneezing and shitting yourself simultaneously

Dude 1: Achoo
Dude 2: Bless You
Dude 1: Brb Dude I Shnarted

Shnarted by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017

Shnarted 

snarling, Shitting and Farting consecutively

Greg- Jimmy Shnarted yesterday
Bob- How the fuck did you get in my house

Shnarted by deengloremenglormness May 16, 2022

Schnarted 

It is when you shart yourself but, only....only when a sneeze is the catalyst.

There was some much black pepper in grandma's sauce that I schnarted myself right there at the Christams table!

Schnarted by master 40 oz. March 18, 2014

Schnutted 

The process of shitting and cumming at the same time

Man 1: Bro I heard you were at that girl's place last night, what happened?
Man 2: Bro she gave me such good head that I schnutted in her bed

Schnutted by Fragerito March 2, 2021