Schnarted

It is when you shart yourself but, only....only when a sneeze is the catalyst.

There was some much black pepper in grandma's sauce that I schnarted myself right there at the Christams table!

by master 40 oz. March 18, 2014

schalted

To drop someone in the shit by taking holiday at the end of a big project.

"To schalt someone" "you got schalted"

by Jetstar June 27, 2014

Schnart

When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.

How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop

One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted

by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018

sharted

When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!

Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...

by emma January 17, 2004

Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

by Schwasted January 19, 2009

sharted

expelling anal wind with great confidence causing an accidental release of feacal matter

That guy over there has just sharted himself

by Durferer June 14, 2014

schmarte

{pronounced in a slightly German-like accent, thus: "sschmaaaarte"}

Definition 1:

Primarily meaning good or awesome.

Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.

Definition 1:
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!

Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!

Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.

by JamesP1234 April 20, 2010