Schnutted

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The process of shitting and cumming at the same time

Man 1: Bro I heard you were at that girl's place last night, what happened?
Man 2: Bro she gave me such good head that I schnutted in her bed

Schnutted by Fragerito March 2, 2021

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Schruted

When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.

I really schruted it.

Schruted by ChillJammyTheEpic April 17, 2019

Related Words

Schnutted • Shnutted • scutted • Schruted • Shnitted • Shutteded upededed • schnatter • Schruted it • Schufted • Schutte

schnatter

n. An excessively impacted bowel movement which produces painful anal fissures when voided.

"My Doctor informed me the problem was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a crappy health plan."

schnatter by slagitor November 1, 2013

Schruted It

pronounced sh-roo-tid it Verb - to screw something up in a really irreversible way.

I really screwed it up, I really Schruted it.

Schruted It by icoz June 26, 2010

Schutte

(shoe-tee) last name that describes the most amazing people you'll ever meet. family parties always have tons of food. and alcohol. and laughter. they pretty much dominate at everything in life and are much more awesome that you could ever hope to be. they also tend to say things that are conceited at times, but they aren't actually self-centered.

often mispronounced as: (shul-tee) (shut-tee) (shut) (shuttle) (shutz) (shitty)

Non-Schutte: Damn, I wish I were as awesome as you are.
Schutte: Of course you do. Everyone does.

Schutte by Kate Schutte June 27, 2008

Schutters

Beer for good times, guaranteed. 2 euro for 2 liters of beer, is not normal more!

We drank some schutters the other day.

Schutters by BarneyRumbleroner February 6, 2013

Schruted

verb. To mess up, to screw up. The origins of this comes from the TV series The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 12 "Traveling Salesman". The expression was first used by Andy Bernard (Ed Helms)

Andy: I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.

Michael: What?

Andy: Schruted it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way. You Schruted it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it comes from Dwight Schrute?

Michael: I don’t know. Who knows how words are formed.

Schruted by phat_tonyca May 7, 2007

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026