Schnutted

The process of shitting and cumming at the same time

Man 1: Bro I heard you were at that girl's place last night, what happened?
Man 2: Bro she gave me such good head that I schnutted in her bed

by Fragerito March 2, 2021

Schruted

When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.

I really schruted it.

by ChillJammyTheEpic April 17, 2019

schnatter

n. An excessively impacted bowel movement which produces painful anal fissures when voided.

"My Doctor informed me the problem was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a crappy health plan."

by slagitor November 1, 2013

Schruted It

pronounced sh-roo-tid it Verb - to screw something up in a really irreversible way.

I really screwed it up, I really Schruted it.

by icoz June 26, 2010

Schutte

(shoe-tee) last name that describes the most amazing people you'll ever meet. family parties always have tons of food. and alcohol. and laughter. they pretty much dominate at everything in life and are much more awesome that you could ever hope to be. they also tend to say things that are conceited at times, but they aren't actually self-centered.

often mispronounced as: (shul-tee) (shut-tee) (shut) (shuttle) (shutz) (shitty)

Non-Schutte: Damn, I wish I were as awesome as you are.
Schutte: Of course you do. Everyone does.

by Kate Schutte June 27, 2008

Schutters

Beer for good times, guaranteed. 2 euro for 2 liters of beer, is not normal more!

We drank some schutters the other day.

by BarneyRumbleroner February 6, 2013

Schruted

verb. To mess up, to screw up. The origins of this comes from the TV series The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 12 "Traveling Salesman". The expression was first used by Andy Bernard (Ed Helms)

Andy: I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.

Michael: What?

Andy: Schruted it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way. You Schruted it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it comes from Dwight Schrute?

Michael: I don’t know. Who knows how words are formed.

by phat_tonyca May 7, 2007