Sexually Motivated Carjacking

A Sexually Motivated Carjacking is a crime of carjacking except motivated by sexual reasons. The man/woman must have a fetish towards cars and cannot do it due to a human inside the car. A SMC incident must only be motivated by sexuality towards the car.

"hey Jerry my car was stolen"
"It could have been a Sexually Motivated Carjacking"
"What?"

by deengloremenglormness December 01, 2022

forelield

A botched removal of the foreskin making it appear like Garfield.

“I got circumsized yesterday and the doctor forelield’d me”
“Damn that’s sad bro.”

by deengloremenglormness March 09, 2023

Shnarted

snarling, Shitting and Farting consecutively

Greg- Jimmy Shnarted yesterday
Bob- How the fuck did you get in my house

by deengloremenglormness May 16, 2022

Smelbenscrotedongicusmcfuckfart

How the hell did you get here. No actually I want to know. Who in there right mind says "OH BOY TODAY I AM GOING TO SEARCH SMELBENSCROTEDONGICUSMCFUCKFART ON URBAN DICTIONARY. IT SEEMS FUN." You don't need this defenition you need mental help

go get some therapy for searching Smelbenscrotedongicusmcfuckfart

by deengloremenglormness May 16, 2022

Sexual Shucking

Fucking a corn shuck after drilling a hole in it

Sexual Shucking is fucking disgusting

by deengloremenglormness May 16, 2022

Dong Licker

being so bored you want to see what happens when you search dong licker on wikipedia. You know what it means. I know you know what it means. I live in your walls. Check your bathroom. I shoved your toothbrush up my anus and watched you brush your teeth with it.

i know you are the real dong licker here James.

by deengloremenglormness May 16, 2022