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Schnart
When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.
How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop
How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop
Schnart by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018
schnarfburgle
schnarfburgle by theOkemosFriend April 18, 2011
schnasty
fun way to say nasty, also implying that you really think something is gross instead of nasty as in cool. falls into the fun words category with schwasted and schwafted. if it's not fun to say, don't say it.
A: i just saw The Hills Have Eyes last night. some of those mutant people were really schnasty.
J: dude, that whole f***ing movie is schnasty.
J: dude, that whole f***ing movie is schnasty.
schnasty by angus bohanon July 9, 2006
schnarf schnarf
schnarf schnarf by paintballking2050 February 11, 2009
Schnarting
Schnarting by jmh215 October 13, 2011
Schnarff
verb (used with object)
1. to draw milk through the nose by laughing.
2. to perceive by or as by schnarffing; schnarff.
3. to examine by schnarffing, as a chronic schnarffer does.
–verb (used without object)
4. to draw milk into the nostrils by air pressure from the lungs from laughing,
5. to draw globs of snot from the nasal cavity out the nostrils and on your face; don’t schnarff.
6. to express pleasure, content, or your hot chocolate, etc., by schnarffing (often last resort).
–noun
7. an act of schnarffing; an exhalation through the nose; a schnarff.
8. Milk, soda, juice, etc.
9. a preparation of milk either powdered or liquid poured into mouth without swallowing, sudden exhaling through the milk out the nostrils by guy falling down the steps or freshly plucked Canadian goose feather tickling foot
10. a glass of vitamin D milk.
1. to draw milk through the nose by laughing.
2. to perceive by or as by schnarffing; schnarff.
3. to examine by schnarffing, as a chronic schnarffer does.
–verb (used without object)
4. to draw milk into the nostrils by air pressure from the lungs from laughing,
5. to draw globs of snot from the nasal cavity out the nostrils and on your face; don’t schnarff.
6. to express pleasure, content, or your hot chocolate, etc., by schnarffing (often last resort).
–noun
7. an act of schnarffing; an exhalation through the nose; a schnarff.
8. Milk, soda, juice, etc.
9. a preparation of milk either powdered or liquid poured into mouth without swallowing, sudden exhaling through the milk out the nostrils by guy falling down the steps or freshly plucked Canadian goose feather tickling foot
10. a glass of vitamin D milk.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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