schnorfle

To rummage about in a sporadic manner

"So I schnorfled around the basement for my old high school yearbook for hours, but finally gave up because I started schvitzing.

by Robert Bumsted December 13, 2007

schnargle

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.

Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!

by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008

schnoodle diving

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash

brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.

by tinwillie June 22, 2011

Schnoofet

A term of endearment, commonly used in place of "pookie" or "sweetiepie".

No problem, schnoofet.

by Tseb June 21, 2010

Schnoodle

a cross between a Schnauser and a Poodle, can also be used to indicate a dog has schnoodle in it

My Cocker Schnoodle is half Cocker Spaniel and half Schnoodle.

by Tromp September 12, 2007

Schnaffle

To consume in a beaver-like or mouse like manner

You schnaffled that sausage up quickly!

by alexander21 November 17, 2010

Long Distance Schnoodle

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle

Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!

by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013