schmol
Can be used in place of the word bitch or douche bag. Also in adjective form it is much like the word lame. Schmol has a negative connotation but can be used in a joking manner with friends.
schmol by schmolinator July 4, 2009
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Schmol
Schmols are an extremely rare species; cute, but very protective. Legend says there's only two in the world. They're both a little quirky, but a hoot at a party. Known to touch joeys, sing songs (mostly about cats), and eat everything in sight.
Approach with caution.
Approach with caution.
Person A: "Oh look it's the schmols!"
Person B: "No those are schmoletts, the schmols are behind them"
Person B: "No those are schmoletts, the schmols are behind them"
Schmol by All that and dim sum December 10, 2019
Related Words
schmol • schmole • Schmolly • schmoltz • Schmoliday • schmoll • Schmoll'n • Schmolloks • Schmollygog • schmoloch
Poopy Schmell
You and your friend Anthony are talking:
You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!
Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!
You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!
Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!
Poopy Schmell by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011
Schmalbrock
He's so tough and immortal, he wipes his ass with sandpaper for amusement. In Germany we call him schmallcock.
Schmalbrock by The man behind 1337 July 1, 2021
scamola
A scam, only scammier.
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